Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Go to guimp.com. It is unusual. Sort of...

Been here? You should go.
It's very cute, very original. However it is also very .... well, you'll see.
www.guimp.com
I liked it but it is - well, not for everyone.
Nice to be tactful.
www.rathergood.com is also neat. I like it a lot... heheheheheheheh.....

Anyway..... my Japanese teacher has gone, or will be gone very soon. Back to Japan...
I'll miss you Takako-san! And you too, Risa-chan and Hinako-chan...
Won't miss you though Tom.... never met you... oh well!
They promised to write. Maybe they even will.

I hardly ever write. I'd rather e-mail. It's faster and easier.
I love books though. They say technophiles hate anything non-software but I never really was a technophile. Nothing can beat a good tasty meal in the sun with a good book in the hand to read and savour in your mind. After all, a good book is the equivalent of a good meal. I love computers... I love gaming. I love messing around on my PC but lets face it, if I only loved that, I'd be pretty one-dimensional as a person, wouldn't I? I don't love it enough to drop everything else and get really good at it.

Although this blog is fun to type in and feel all secretive and bold at the same time.
If you're reading this, congratulations! Nobody else is! Yay!!!!
It's quite special. I am shouting my thoughts into a crowd of voluble, (did I spell that right?) articulate, infinitely more interesting, witty and clever thoughts and opinions. I am a drop in a sparkling, colourful, constantly moving ocean. If I stop, who will know? Who will care? Nobody. This is true freedom of speech.

They have outlawed speaking out against homosexuality now, under a freedom of speech and freedom of rights act. How is that freedom of speech? A preacher was thrown in jail for 'hate speech' for speaking out against homosexuality. Interesting. Because he spoke the truth, he got thrown in jail...
Say these truths with me.

'Hospital food is bad!'

'Red means stop!'

'It'll never get better if you keep picking at it!'

'The All-Blacks are the best rugby team in the universe!'

'That's my drink you just took.'

'Lawyer means liar!'

These truths will soon also be outlawed.
Parents will not be allowed to tell their children the truth. The world will continue as it has always been, because most parents already lie to their children all the time.
Children, listen to me.
There is no stork. There is no easter bunny. There is no tooth fairy. Woofy did not go to a nice farm somewhere too far away to visit. Fluffy did not find a nice old lady to live with. Your dad probably ran her over when he came home late one night from a bar. Your parents probably DO have the money, they just don't want you to have it. And your mother does know where all your old favourite stuff is. She threw it away.
However, Santa is real.
Oh, and by the way, the reason your parents don't want you to eat between meals is because you really would NOT have room for dinner and your mum/dad worked their butts off to make the damn meals so you'd better be damn grateful because I have to make my own meals every day now and it is not FUN! Appreciate what you have.

The end.
And always wear sunscreen. :)

God bless you everyday in every way.
Tensai

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

For your information, she DID move in with a nice old lady. And They BOTH lived happily ever after!