Pear shapes

Why do people think pears and pear shapes are erotic?  It's difficult to find a pear with good texture and flavour. They overripen at the drop of a hat. There is a saying, "It's all gone pear-shaped" which means something has gone awry. And finally, being somewhat pear-shaped myself, I would like to say that I do not usually look at myself and say, "Goodness me, I'm looking ever so erotic this morning!" or anything like that. So! In conclusion, pears are not erotic, but they are very nice with yoghurt, cinnamon and stewed plum compote or fresh raspberries and cream, or, all of the above. Oh, and with a really good vanilla icecream and chocolate sauce too. Some have them with cheese but I do not have a preference. Although that might be nice with an aged bit of cheddar, come to think of it. Hmmmm.